Showing posts with label stupid human tricks. Show all posts
Showing posts with label stupid human tricks. Show all posts

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Vancouver Stanely Cup Riots Part 2 12 years later

Congratulations Vancouver, we are now the centre of worldwide media attention. Not for the beautiful scenery, the wildlife, the great weather we've been having or even for how our economy is still managing to do well alongside what is now a global financial crisis. Yes, the real estate market is still nuts but houses are still being built and people are still working. All that aside, none of those are why Vancouver, BC Canada is at the top of Internet searches all over the world. So much are we in demand, there is a Facebook group looking for pictures of the on-goings in Vancouver last night. So why all this hype? Well, in case you didn't know.




Aside from being one of the most beautiful cities in the world, Vancouver is also home to some of the dumbest a$5h0les in the world. You know, those professional protestors. Losers and hooligans with nothing better to do than to search for things to protest about and incite violence. Yes, I am talking about the Stanley Cup Riots. Now don't get confused, I know Stanley Cup Riots happened back in 1994 after a Canucks win. There have also been riots and vandalism throughout the Vancouver area as a result of many things including the 2010 Olympics, housing issues, and various other topics which apparently justify violence in the minds of the pea brained unemployed 5h!t for brains looser professional protestor crowds.

So what was the reason for the latest Riot in Vancouver? Why is the world media plastered with pictures of burning cards and broken windows in Downtown Vancouver? Well, you see, there is this thing called the Stanley Cup. Apparently, not winning the Stanley cup, or in the case of 1994, almost winning the Stanley Cup is cause for violence. Oh my god, the tragedy in the world when the Vancouver Canucks loose a game. This is awful, lets flip over some cars and set them on fire.

Come on people, get a fvck!ng clue. IT IS A GAME. There are plenty of other things happening in the world. People are starving, governments are suppressing their citizens. The biggest concern in Vancouver right now, well aside from housing prices, is the length of the Starbucks line-up or maybe traffic. Not that many of these loosers and bums who rioted are concerned about housing prices or traffic.

Honestly, I really don't know what to say about the Stanley Cup Riots in Vancouver or all those pictures of burning cars and Broken Windows plastering the world wide media. I don't understand the mentality of those losers involved in the 2011 Stanley Cup Riots of Vancouver. This does not mean I am at all surprised there was a Riot after Vancouver lost the Stanley Cup to Boston last night. After all, this is Vancouver, the protest and idiot capital of the world. Oh ya, I'm a proud Canadian today. Fvck!ing A$$h0les!!!

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Octomom Nadia Suleman from Nutcase to Pornstar to Welfare bum

And to think, I figured the whole Octomom thing would settle down once Nadia Suleman popped her latest fetal chemical creations out of her hootchy. Well, apparently not. It seems Nadia Suleman AKA the Octomom, so named after the number of children she decided to have, seems to be have a little bit of a Paris Hilton type syndrome. You know, attention whore...

Aside from the obvious mental issues involved in a person deciding to have that many children, there have also been several recent rumours surfacing regarding the floppy 'gina. Of course, as with any celebrity, there has to be some sort of sex scandal or sex tape involved. Since we already know the Octomom (Nadia Suleman) has a thing for Children, the whole Tiffany Shepherdesque high school teacher sex thing would probably be a little tasteless, but that has not been written out of the porno script apparently up for the MILF Octomom. I guess the Octamom has to raise some money to feed all those hungry mouths somehow, after all, it is only a few years until her kids highschool buddies start questioning why they are all still sucking on Mommy Nadia Suleman's saggy boobs. Sure they are all perky now, but imagine what will happen after all those kids get hold of them for a couple of years. Shit, her boobs can be back home in Mexico for Christmas.

So if that wasn't enough to satisfy the white-trash dirt seekers in Mid-America, it seems the recent financial hardships and potential massive welfare cheques heading the way of Octomom Nadia Suleman are getting tempers flared... and rightfully so. Even me, way up here in the Igloo's of Canada :P is mighty miffed Eh!, even though it's not coming out of my taxes. It sure does make for some interesting visitors though.

So what are your thoughts? Should Octomom Nadia Suleman be fixed, locked up or given some Valium? Moreover, should she be given Welfare for all those Children? Thoughts... Tomato's... typical insults and profanity aimed in my self ritious direction...

Wednesday, October 28, 2009

UK Crackdown on P2P File Sharing


OK, so we are all too familiar with the Pirates of the Indian Ocean and their increasing attacks on container ships and now personal yachts. The British government, in particular Business Secretary Peter Mandelson, is seeking to shut down Internet Piracy in the form of illegal downloads.

Peter Mandelson recently announced his plan to crack down on people who persistently download illegal content, stating they will be cut off from the net if they continue downloading content.

This recent addition to government policy followed months of speculation on the topic of a crack down on peer-to-peer downloading in the UK. The new regulation means persistent peer-to-peer P2P users will be sent two warning letters before facing disconnection from their ISP.

This new regulation is being challenged by ISP providers in the UK on the grounds that it is impractical. A reprasentative from ISP TalkTalk, an ISP firm in the UK said "What is being proposed is wrong in principle and won't work in practice," They further went on to say the UK Anti-piracy law is "ill-conceived" and they are prepared to challenge the Peer-to-peer downloading crackdown against online filesharing in the courts stating "In the event we are instructed to impose extra judicial technical measures we will challenge the instruction in the courts."


Peter Mendelson, however, said actual disconnections are going to be a "Last Resort. In his announcement Peter Mendelson said "I have no expectation of mass suspensions. People will receive two notifications and if it reaches the point they will have the opportunity to appeal,"
UK ISP's have argued it is not their job to police the Internet. Further going on to state they should not be responsible for the cost involved in policing the downloading practices of their customers. In response, Peter Mandelson said the costs of enforcing his anti-piracy crackdown on Peer-to-peer P2P file sharing would be "shared between ISPs and content providers".

The Internet Service Providers' Association feels the copywrite holders should cover all costs involved in enforcing the proposed UK Anti-piracy crackdown on P2P file sharing, this would also include reimbursement of ISPs for lost revenue and expenses.

The ISPA further went on to state "The unintended consequence of Lord Mandelson's plan will be to encourage more wi-fi and PC hi-jacking and expose more innocent people to being penalised."

Peter Mandelson further went on to say this proposed UK Anti-piracy crackdown on P2P file sharing would also result in a more relaxed copyright regime. Although the details of his plan would need to be hammered out at European level, it would take account of the use of copyright material "at home and between friends", he said. For example, someone who has bought a CD would be able to copy it to their iPod or share it with family members without acting unlawfully.

In a post on their blog, The Pirate Bay, an online P2P Filesharing source and frequent defender of Filesharing rights said:

We have, ourselves, full confidence that if all do their duty, if nothing is neglected, and if the best arrangements are made, as they are being made, we shall prove ourselves once more able to defend our Internets, to ride out the storm of war, and to outlive the menace of tyranny, if necessary for years, if necessary alone.

Even though large parts of Internets and many old and famous trackers have fallen or may fall into the grip of the Ifpi and all the odious apparatus of MPAA rule, we shall not flag or fail. We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in France, we shall fight on the ef-nets and darknets, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, we shall defend our Internets, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the baywords.org, we shall fight on the /. and on the digg, we shall fight in the courts; we shall never surrender, and if, which I do not for a moment believe, the Internets or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the Anon Fleet, would carry on the struggle, until, in Cerf's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.




In France the government has just approved a so-called three strikes policy.

Under the French Anti-piracy crackdown on P2P file sharing, those identified as illegally downloading content would initially be sent warning letters and, if they failed to comply, could be removed from the network for up to a year.

What do you think? Is this just another pile of government crap being forced down the throat of struggling ISP's? or do you think this is a much needed regulation?

Thursday, October 8, 2009

If ya Don't Understand it... Bomb the piss out of it!!!

Let me start off by saying I am not one of those conspiracy theorists who gets off on saying the US Government is on some bent to take over the world or the equally preposterous theory that they worship the Owl or something fucked up like that. But, nowhere is the US foreign policy of "If ya Don't Understand it... Bomb it" more prevalent than in tomorrows NASA LCLASS CENTAUR ROCKET MISSION to BOMB THE MOON. Yes, you read right, NASA is going to shoot a two tonne Kinetic Missile at the moon.

For the results of the NASA Moon bombing as well as images and video of the impact









So with all the hunger the growing jobless conditions in what is being called "The worse recession since the 1930's" what is the US Government, specifically NASA, doing BOMBING THE MOON? Is this part of Obama's Stimulus package where he spends exorbitant amounts of money on silly programs which really don't help put food in the mouths of the hungry or provide work for the unemployed who are unable to pay their morgtages?

God only knows, those poor NASA Scientists are so hurting for money. It was only last week I was down in Bellingham (Filling up on cheap gas) and I saw one of those street corner beggers with a sign which read
"Lost my job as a NASA Scientist due to Governement Cut-backs, will suck your Penis for cash."






So why is NASA BOMBING THE MOON, you may ask... Well, apparently they are looking for water. Although the Moon mostly a dry airless desert, NASA Scientists believe ice could be trapped in crater shadows near the south pole which never receive any sunlight. By BOMBING THE MOON, NASA hopes to release the water from its' icy hold. So I guess you could say this is an Ice Liberation mission. Thank God for NASA, otherwise the water on the moon would never feel the beauty of freedom.

Alternatively, by BOMBING THE MOON and creating a 5 Mile lake on the moon, NASA may very well be creating a vacation / getaway spot for all those Bank executives helped out with the Obama Financial Bailout of the banks. After all, Barbados is so passe

Sceptics, critics and conspiracy theorists alike are criticizing NASA's BOMBING OF THE MOON, calling it an act of Space Terrorism designed to secretly wipe out the alien population of the Moon. Some are going as far as saying NASA is declaring war on the moon. Apparently there is some sort of UN Space treaty NASA is violating by BOMBING THE MOON.







Whatever your feeling on NASA BOMBING THE MOON,
NASA's MOON BOMBING will go ahead as planned on October 9th 2009 when NASA will a rocket from Cape Canaveral, Florida, carrying a missile that will blast a 5 mile wide hole in the lunar surface. The world will most likely be glued to their TV's or telescopes to WATCH THE BOMBING OF THE MOON and search engines will be busy searching for LIVE VIDEO OF THE NASA MOON BOMBING.

NASA's BOMBING OF THE MOON will happen on Friday, October 9, at 7.31am Eastern/4.31am Pacific (10.31pm AEDST)

NASA prepares the CENTAUR ROCKET that will BOMB THE MOON

Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Killer Earthquake in Samoa... but Don't worry it won't effect your TV viewing

In trailer parks across America, "Reality" TV fans sit with baited breath waiting to see if their weekly dose of Survivor Samoa will be effected by the 2009 Samoa Earthquake and Tsunami
Now this one just made me cringe. So there is this 8.3 Magnitude Earthquake off the coast of Samoa today which in turn created a Tsunami which killed at least 14 people (Last time I looked.) So what is the American Public interested in? Not how the human spirit and human camaraderie is helping out with the victims of the Samoa Earthquake of 2009 but whether or not the shooting schedule for Survivor Samoa will be adversely effected by today's tragic events.








God help the poor American TV viewers who wouldn't know where Samoa was if it wasn't for good old Rand McNally (If the could even find their way past the Reality TV show DVD's and Tabloid rack.) What am I saying, today's public doesn't learn from books anymore, it is all Reality TV and Oprah. Shit, even Oprah, the almighty "I would never stoop to the Shock tactics of Geraldo" is bringing in guests that shock. Would the average American TV Viewer even know Samoa existed if it wasn't for Mark Burnett and his toilet bowl TV?





I guess I am wondering off topic here. Judging from the Search trends you want to know about Survivor Samoa and whether or not Mark Burnett has been swallowed by a hungry sperm whale that was beached as a result of the Samoa Tsunami thus leaving the trash of America to rely on Oprah Windbag for their entertainment needs. Well, all is fine in the Trailer Park, the Earthquake in Samoa did not effect the shooting schedule for Season 20 of Survivor Samoa which will apparently be shot in Samoa, just like season 19. Here is a blurb from some Survivor website.

Today’s massive earthquake in American Samoa won’t have any impact on the upcoming 20th season of “Survivor.”

While CBS has never officially announced it, it’s been widely reported that the next edition of the series — an all-star edition designed to mark the show’s 10th anniversary next year — is set in the nation of Samoa. (The season now airing is also set in Samoa.)





But fans of the franchise worried that Sue Hawk or Rupert the Pirate might have been harmed in the quake can rest easy. The taping of season 20 of “Survivor” wrapped earlier this month, well before the earthquake.

In addition, a CBS rep confirms that “Survivor” crew members still on the island are all “doing fine” and weren’t harmed in the wake of the quake.

It helped that the temblor struck American Samoa, while the CBS show films in the nearby nation of Samoa.


For more on the Samoa Earthquake and the devastating Tsunami check out So ya Wanna Know Yes, I am a whore, just in a different kind of way. So what if the pot is calling the Kettle Black.

Saturday, September 19, 2009

You know you are a strung out looser when....

So this dork in Newark N.J. allegedly stashed his stash of Cocaine in his 4 year old sons' jacket saying it was "Candy" (apparently because Shaheed Write was worried the cops would find it.)

Apparently this four year old was quite the sharing type as he later decided to share his Candy bounty with some of his friends at daycare. An observant teacher was quick to jump in when she noticed a girl with a baggie of white powder in her mouth. Upon closer examination, the teacher realised this so called "candy" was in fact cocaine.






For anyone interested, the piece of work father in this case is Shaheed Write. Reporters have been trying to contact him, however, he is not listed in the phone book. I haven't tried yet, but perhaps a quick Google search for SHAHEED WRITE of EAST ORANGE NEW JERSEY will bring up some results.

The children who had taken the "Candy" were taken to the Hospital and they are all going to be ok.

Here is the original Article from the Associated Press


NEWARK, N.J. - New Jersey police say a 4-year-old boy shared cocaine with his friends at day care because his father told him it was candy.






Newark police say 25-year-old Shaheed Wright of East Orange put several baggies of cocaine inside his son's jacket after police nearly caught him with it. The boy shared the drugs with three other 4-year-olds at his day care centre Friday.


A teacher spotted a girl with a baggie in her mouth and called authorities after seeing the white powdery substance.


The children were taken to a hospital, but none were injured. Police found more baggies of cocaine after searching the boy's pockets.


Wright was charged with four counts of child endangerment and drug offences. He is not listed in the phone book, and police do not know if he has retained a lawyer.





Wednesday, August 5, 2009

LA Fitness Shooter online Diary

Nothing pisses me off more than people who, for lack of any balls, decide to blame everyone in the world for their short-falls except themselves. Never taking responsibility for their actions or attempting to fix the situation they are in, these individuals go on to justify their sadistic actions by blaming those around them and their upbringing.






This type of behavior is evident in the online blog / diary postings of the LA Fitness shooter, George Sodini. In his website postings on georgesodini.com, the madman responsible for the deaths of several innocent women at a Bridgeville PA LA Fitness center goes through his discontent with is life.

Reading through the blog of George Sodini, one must shake their head and wonder how this could have been missed. Yes, George Sodini looks like an average white male who has problems getting layed.

In his blog diary, which started in December of 2008, George Sodini outlines his discontent with life the universe and everything. Particularly his inability to attract women and his "constant rejection"
In his December 2008 entry, George Sodini indicates his frustration with single life.






I actually look good. I dress good, am clean-shaven, bathe, touch of cologne - yet 30 million women rejected me - over an 18 or 25-year period. That is how I see it. Thirty million is my rough guesstimate of how many desirable single women there are. A man needs a woman for confidence. He gets a boost on the job, career, with other men, and everywhere else when he knows inside he has someone to spend the night with and who is also a friend. This type of life I see is a closed world with me specifically and totally excluded. Every other guy does this successfully to a degree. Flying solo for many years is a destroyer.


In later blog diary posts, George Sodini started to point out his anger and discontent towards family and other acquaintances, speaking about his father, George Sodini said "He was just a useless sperm doner." feeling, I guess, that he should have been more of a role model or support system.



In his blog/diary George Sodini later went on to lament about his mother, brother, sister and other family members. He referred to his mother as a controlling, his brother as a bully and his sister a victim who exercises too much control over her children.

According to George Sodini's blog / diary postings, the original LA Fitness shooting was to take place at 8:15 on January 6th, 2009, except he changed his mind at the last minute. Perhaps the one indication of any sanity in his mind. Unfortunately for his victims, George Sodini continued to fantasize about his plan.

Throughout his blog / diary, George Sodini goes through rants about life the universe and everything, blaming everyone for his misfortunes and not taking and responsibility for his shortfalls. In a June blog entry, George Sodini went on to say






I was reading several posts on different forums and it seems many teenage girls have sex frequently. One 16 year old does it usually three times a day with her boyfriend. So, err, after a month of that, this little hoe has had more sex than ME in my LIFE, and I am 48. One more reason. Thanks for nada, bitches! Bye.


Even after a promotion and raise in July of 2009, George Sodini was still not happy with his life.


Everything still sucks. But I got a promotion and a raise, even in this shitty Obama ecomomy. No more grunt programming. Go figure! New boss is great. He tactfully says when you did something wrong or complements on good things. Never confused with him. But that is NOT what I want in life.


In his final blog / diary entry on August 3, 2009, George Sodini took the day off work to "practice". Indicating is displeasure over his one moment of sanity in January, George Sodini said he needed to remain focused and that the "positive and upbeat" nature of his neighbour was a distraction.

I took off today, Monday, and tomorrow to practice my routine and make sure it is well polished. I need to work out every detail, there is only one shot. Also I need to be completely immersed into something before I can be successful. I haven't had a drink since Friday at about 2:30. Total effort needed. Tomorrow is the big day.

Unfortunately I talked to my neighbor today, who is very positive and upbeat. I need to remain focused and absorbed COMPLETELY. Last time I tried this, in January, I chickened out. Lets see how this new approach works.

Maybe soon, I will see God and Jesus. At least that is what I was told. Eternal life does NOT depend on works. If it did, we will all be in hell. Christ paid for EVERY sin, so how can I or you be judged BY GOD for a sin when the penalty was ALREADY paid. People judge but that does not matter. I was reading the Bible and The Integrity of God beginning yesterday, because soon I will see them.

I will try not to add anymore entries because this computer clicking distracts me.



The rest of this story continued with the mourning of the families of the lost souls. Innocent people caught in the psychosis of a madman with a lack of concern for anyone but himself. George Sodini may blame all those in his life for his actions, as evident in his online ramblings, however he only has himself to blame for his life and the direction it took.

In his blog /diary, George Sodini requested his blog be republished in its' entirety. In sympathy for those effected and involved, I refuse to honor the last wished of a madman. In my opinion, George Sodini was a coward. Unable to stand up on his own two feet and be thankful for the positive things in his life, George Sodini took the cowards route and killed several innocent women. In his blog posting, George Sodini wanted to be remembered for his grief. Those who deserve rememberance on this awful day are the victims of this heinous crime. The family members of these innocent women will feel a void in their lives from this day forward. My heart goes out to the family members and friends of the innocent victims of the August 4th, 2009 LA Fitness Center shooting Massacre in Bridgeville PA. To George Sodini, may you burn in hell.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

HOW TO MAKE SHAKE AND BAKE METH IN ONE POT

This morning I was doing my normal digging through search trends and noticed an increase in searches for Shake and Bake Meth as well as how to make Shake and Bake Meth. This method of making Meth is much easier and poses more dangers to society as a whole. I know there are those of you who found this blog because you were looking for a RECIPE FOR SHAKE AND BAKE METH or INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO MAKE SHAKE AND BAKE METH. That's the difference between me and you, you are a Fucking idiot and me, well I just made a few bucks off your stupidity.

If you have been reading anything about the whole shake and bake meth process you will know most of the $hitheads making this crap will drive around town in a car (Probably stolen) with the windows open. I guess they don't want the toxic fumes involved in the one pot meth making process in their cardboard box. The risks involved in the process of making Shake and Bake meth are fairly obvious to the lucid members of society, however Meth heads are less than intelligent when it comes to analyzing risks and being concerned about the welfare of those around them. Think about it, they are driving around town with one is in essence a fvcking bottle bomb. Toxic fumes aside, what happens when their little science experiment explodes next to a bus full of children. Ya ok a useless piece of $hit meth-head dies, but there are others in the area.

So let's say the shake and bake Meth production was successful and the stolen car is left in an alley and the meth head is all wacked out on his/her concoction. What happens to the Shake and Bake Meth bottle? This is the biggest risk to the general public. Authorities are warning children and parents alike to keep an eye out for pop bottles containing a brown crystalline residue. Bottles used for the production of Shake and Bake meth are not only very toxic but high volatile and subject to explosion. If you or someone you know see's a suspicious looking bottle, please contact your local hazmat and police. Most importantly, DO NOT TOUCH THIS SHAKE AND BAKE METH BOTTLE.
As for the Meth heads who managed to stumble upon this blog as a result of searching for HOW TO MAKE SHAKE AND BAKE METH. Do us all a favour and go jump off a fvcking bridge. Just don't do it during rush hour and make it quick so the bridge doesn't get shutdown as authorities try to save your worthless fvcking life.