Friday, August 29, 2008

Critical Mass - Dumb-ass Hippies on Bikes

There are a few things in this world that really pick my ass. To pull a couple from the pile, Bitching Hippies and Bicyclists that think they can ride on the road like a car.

I live in the Lower Mainland area of Metro Vancouver. Today, there is another one of those fucked up bike rallies. They call it "Critical Mass". Apparently, there are a bunch of fucked up Hippies who seem to think everyone in the fucking world should be riding bikes. So to drive their view home, these twats disrupt traffic by getting out on their bikes enmass.

1. I am a contractor. There is no fucking way I can pack a god damn ladder and 10 boxes of wire onto a bicyle.
2. These puss heads claim they are doing this for the environment. Sure their bikes don't polute, unless you count the flatulence of 1000 hippies. The thing that causes pollution, is all the poor saps stuck in traffic just trying to get home to be with their families after a long day of work.

For those protesting hippies who have no idea what work is, just imagine if you weren't getting welfare or running a grow op out of your basement.... How would you get money for food and rent. Oh ya right, steal from those with money and race off on your bikes. Fuckers!!!!

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Thursday, August 21, 2008

Metallica The Douche Bags - BOYCOTT DEATH MAGNET

OK, so they have some rocking riff's but these are the assholes that brought havoc into the downloading scene way back when.
After a number of years sucking on the bottle (Or Cock) the members of Metallica are back with a new album called Death Magnetic. The first single to be released is called Day That Never Comes. Personally, I will not have anything to do with these dirtbags, just like I have decided not to listen to Nickleback anymore because Chad Kroeger is a whiney little asshole that refuses to take responsibility for his dumb-ass actions.
So for all those people prosecuted because they downloaded a Metallica song off the internet, let's boycott this new album. Maybe they will learn. Well it is worth a try anyway.


Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Something of extreme social and political relevance

Now for something truly close to my heart... on a good date that is.
Breasts, yes I love breasts and I'm not talking chickens or moobs, I mean female breasts. Oddly enough, western civilization feels the female breast should be covered and hidden from the open enjoyment of others. Now that is just Poppycock, I think the breast should be liberated, let the world see the, so what if it causes a few traffic jams I love breasts. Did I say that I love breasts?

Anyways, back to the breasts ooops I mean topic. A group of concerned breasts oops I mean citizens is fighting for the Right to Bare Breasts. There will be a national protest against the suppression of breasts on August 23rd for more details on this very worthwhile breast oops I mean cause check out

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Friday, August 8, 2008

2008 Beijing Summer Olympics a Choking experience - 北京奥运会开幕式直播

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Honestly I do not know what they mean, they just look kinda different. Although I have to admit I am a little hesitant to follow the links, who knows what it leads to... perhaps a picture of HU Jintao sucking off the heads of the IOC. I really cannot fathom what made the Olympic Organization committee choose Beijing 北京奥运会开幕式直播 as the host city for the 2008 Olympic Winter games. Maybe they were bought out with a boat load of lead tainted toys.

Did these people not visit the city and notice the extremely bad air? Early reports indicate the air quality is so bad, some western olympic athletes are having a hard time breathing.

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Oh ya, and Katie Holmes got a new haircut... Apparently it is a pixie cut.