Tuesday, July 14, 2009

HOW TO MAKE SHAKE AND BAKE METH IN ONE POT

This morning I was doing my normal digging through search trends and noticed an increase in searches for Shake and Bake Meth as well as how to make Shake and Bake Meth. This method of making Meth is much easier and poses more dangers to society as a whole. I know there are those of you who found this blog because you were looking for a RECIPE FOR SHAKE AND BAKE METH or INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO MAKE SHAKE AND BAKE METH. That's the difference between me and you, you are a Fucking idiot and me, well I just made a few bucks off your stupidity.

If you have been reading anything about the whole shake and bake meth process you will know most of the $hitheads making this crap will drive around town in a car (Probably stolen) with the windows open. I guess they don't want the toxic fumes involved in the one pot meth making process in their cardboard box. The risks involved in the process of making Shake and Bake meth are fairly obvious to the lucid members of society, however Meth heads are less than intelligent when it comes to analyzing risks and being concerned about the welfare of those around them. Think about it, they are driving around town with one is in essence a fvcking bottle bomb. Toxic fumes aside, what happens when their little science experiment explodes next to a bus full of children. Ya ok a useless piece of $hit meth-head dies, but there are others in the area.

So let's say the shake and bake Meth production was successful and the stolen car is left in an alley and the meth head is all wacked out on his/her concoction. What happens to the Shake and Bake Meth bottle? This is the biggest risk to the general public. Authorities are warning children and parents alike to keep an eye out for pop bottles containing a brown crystalline residue. Bottles used for the production of Shake and Bake meth are not only very toxic but high volatile and subject to explosion. If you or someone you know see's a suspicious looking bottle, please contact your local hazmat and police. Most importantly, DO NOT TOUCH THIS SHAKE AND BAKE METH BOTTLE.
As for the Meth heads who managed to stumble upon this blog as a result of searching for HOW TO MAKE SHAKE AND BAKE METH. Do us all a favour and go jump off a fvcking bridge. Just don't do it during rush hour and make it quick so the bridge doesn't get shutdown as authorities try to save your worthless fvcking life.

25 comments:

Anonymous said...

your a douchebag

Anonymous said...

AMEN

HTBW said...

Oh did I hit a sore spot you fvcking crackhead?

Anonymous said...

looks to me like the crackhead hit a sorespot with you..i recently saved my sister from a meth addiction you want to call her a fucking whatever? not all meth heads are hopeless so show some compassion you holier than thou fuck,and actually meth addics can be the most resorsful and inteligant people..jfk and his wife were meth addicts so step off your pedastool

Anonymous said...

You ARE the sore spot, HTBW. A festering herpes sore on the foreskin of the world.

HTBW said...

"resorsful and inteligant " eh!!! 'nuf said.

In response to the "Sore spot," nope, nothing in particular, I just get pissed when these little useless leaches on the leg of society feel they have the right to risk the lives of the innocent with their meth labs. You know, they could all save society a whole heap of trouble by just jumping off a bridge... Just don't do it fast and do it during rush hour, because I hate traffic jams.

As for JFK, who cares, he was also a cheating whore? The only reason he was so popular is nobody thought to question the government back then. Speaking of Kennedy's, didn't Ted just die?

Who wants the "Pedastool" next? :P

Anonymous said...

your a f.ing retard.

HTBW said...

Quite funny how the crackheads are getting so pissed because they stumbled on this blog looking for the receipe for Shake and Bake Meth.

So I take it you think being a Meth or Crackhead looser, stealing to feed your habit and contributing to the endangerment of those who happen to fall victim to Meth Lab fumes is socially acceptable and should garner some sympathy from the likes of me?

Wow, that was one long sentence.

Trent said...

Haha, I love your post I stumbled across your blog after I read a news story on the sickening new method that is taking rise on the streets now. Because the curious body I am I wanted to know what toxic chemicals is used in the process and I found your blog entry. I believe the comments were the best part of it all.

Well done. =)

HTBW said...

Glad ya liked it Trent, I quite liked the foreskin comment, at least it showed a little forthought (no pun intended)
Now I'm waiting from the Treky backlash at http://Spankadamonkey.blogspot.com

Anonymous said...

your a dirt bag ive been clean from that shit for awhile and im just curious about what is going on so before you run your little redneck mouth some of us get clean and you will still be a scum bag with no life

HTBW said...

So Mr hide behind Anonymous. Good for you that you are clean. So whadya want... a metal?
As for the original post, so am I to assume you think it is perfectly OK for these little fvck heads to go around endangering the lives of innocent people just so they can get high?
As for no life? I guess that would depend on what you call a life. I guess you are one up on me, you have that shiny old "I'm Clean" trophy on the mantel in your cardboard box. Good on ya!!!

Seriously though, it is a good thing you got off that crap. I hear it is not an easy thing to do.

Anonymous said...

You are the most ignorant person that I have ever heard babble. You like to listen to yourself talk!! You love yourself so much!! I bet you like to spank it to yourself in the mirror...Fag! You stero type people you know nothing about! You only know how to point a finger on one hand. So stick your thumb up your ass with the other!

HTBW said...

So Mr (or Mrs) Anonymous crackhead, I take it your wise opinion is that it is perfectly acceptable for a group of people to endanger the lives of the innocent just so they can fry their brain?

Fact of the matter is, crackheads and criminals are scum. Oh sure the bleeding heart sentimentalists may sit there on their soap boxes claiming they are victims of society or some other form of leftist drivel, as Humans we have the power of choice. Just like I choose to be an opinionated asshole, crackheads choose to be... well crackheads.

Anonymous said...

Hey, thanks for the great picture, am putting together a flyer to hand out to our public from the fire department warning them about this crap....keep up the good work, go get 'em tiger!

Rob said...

Good read. Really enjoyed this. Especially the comments. Looks as if you've succeeded in offending a few people here. Pity they took it the wrong way. It would have been nice if this comment thread was less hostile.

Anyway, keep up the good work.
Cheers

Anonymous said...

HTBW your only 12 years old, holding mommy's hand while she constructs MAMM (Mothers against Mad MethHeads) for your dad, because your dad is a meth head, and your mom wants child support and any other penny she can get from your dad because she is a whore (for society)....(even me) and you can take the comment you are going to write me and shove it up your ass because i wont be back on this page to recieve it, so talk all the head you want, cuz im not offended if i dont recieve it.

HTBW said...

Wow, that took you a whole 4 minutes to write.
Not that you are reading this and I care to defend myself and my opinions or even get into the details of my age or family life (All false, BTW). I am just thrilled to bits this little post offended so many.

Anonymous said...

i hope one of these "meth-heads" finds you and cuts off your balls and shove them up your a$$ so the next time you sh][t... you sh][t all over your balls, and then they drill 2 holes in your d][ck so that when u pee it goes in all different directions!

and i only say that because i have known many addicts, they are not all bad.

other than that

very informative topic.

Anonymous said...

hell as long as they smoke their shit, shoot their shit, snort their shit, or make their shit in their own place of residence i don't give a fuck...

Anonymous said...

I was just wondering what exactly it is that this "HTBW" would say he/she does for a living? They seem to choose their words quite carefully in order to further their case of being a better human being than your run-of-the-mill "meth heads" as they call them. Who are you trying to sound so high and mighty to? I have used crystal meth recreationally since i was fifteen years old. I graduated high school in the top ten of my class (out of 340), scored a whopping 31 on my ACT, and presently make $31.76 an hour with no college education. So I'm not completely sure what your direction is by name calling and pointing fingers, but I'm pretty sure I personally know several drug users that use everyday, who sound just as prominent as you try to, and I am also fairly sure of the fact that they probably make more money than someoone who makes their money writing sub-par articles on the internet in which they argue with "meth heads" like myself. =)

Anonymous said...

i got to this post by typing fat middle aged white guy in mothers basement and this blog and your facebook came up on the page...

HTBW said...

"I was just wondering what exactly it is that this "HTBW" would say he/she does for a living? They seem to choose their words quite carefully"

I'm glad you appreciate my writing :P Mister (of Missus) "Annony the Mouse" from Beloit, Wisconsin, I actually do this just for fun and to give unemployed crackheads something to bitch about and perhaps practice their writing skills. Only $31 bucks an hour for selling crack??? I never knew they even paid by the hour. Find more looser users and I am sure you can increase your average hourly rate. Maybe once you start your Shake and Bake Meth lab things will start to pick up.

As for the girl or guy (I'm not judging)looking for "fat middle aged white guy in mothers," not to judge, but perhaps you need to up your standards for seeking a mate. Although, just like the comment above you from IP 208.102.82.144 in Newport, Kentucky. It appears you were also using Google to try to find out how to "Makes Shake and Bake Meth"

Anonymous said...

When I saw this, I really couldn't let it slide. A lot of people, you included, assume all drug addicts are stupid. That's not true. I'm not about to be all "they're people too! boohoo!" but I mean, there are as many different kinds of druggies as there are drinkers. There are also just as many reasons for a person to be one. I think you posted this just to be provocative. You just come across as really angry, and I don't get why...it's a shame people have to play into your weird power trip and insult you and stuff though. ...You're conservative, aren't you? "Leeches on society..." who isn't a leech? Bet you hate people on welfare, too. Anyway, have a nice day. I'll be praying for you.

Anonymous said...

So Mr, HTBW (hoe twit bitch whore)P.S i'm using a v.p.n doubt you know what that means but anyways, You seem like a very angry man, you seem to get high your self off making other people out as scum bags in your eyes, and its obvious your not a kid anymore, but did you get a lot of abuse when you was a kid? was your parenst drug addicts and you did not get the attention you needed when you was a kid, so you was really the out cast in school and very shy person at a younger age and then when you got older you let the anger hide away and never show it so you could try and fit in with the rest at school. (I seen this with a lot of people at school, and they acted the same way as you with these problems)And your to big of a pussy to do anything about it irl 'in real life' so you came on the internet and picked out a group of people easily to be made out as "bad people" *I guess you got your info off the news* (haha that made me laugh)You might want to google this for your self but not 1 person has been killed from a "Car Meth Lab" not 1 retard. Google it... LOL.... so after all this is said and done does all these false insults and false logic of you entire statement make your self feel better? personally I hope you do cause you need professional help from a doctor. As well you seem like you love trying to come back with a better comment but each comment contributes to your so called self image of some upstanding citizen with a master degree in every thing. Also you check your so called shake and bake 100% false statements so what if a meth head kills there self? (All most every meth cook does this far away from people as possible be cause of the smell it creates) Also if you have something smart to say back to me i'll be more then happy to support you. (cause i like to help people feel better about there self if it means ripping me apart from end to end) It might save your so called 'life'.