If ya Don't Understand it... Bomb the piss out of it!!!

Let me start off by saying I am not one of those conspiracy theorists who gets off on saying the US Government is on some bent to take over the world or the equally preposterous theory that they worship the Owl or something fucked up like that. But, nowhere is the US foreign policy of "If ya Don't Understand it... Bomb it" more prevalent than in tomorrows NASA LCLASS CENTAUR ROCKET MISSION to BOMB THE MOON. Yes, you read right, NASA is going to shoot a two tonne Kinetic Missile at the moon.

For the results of the NASA Moon bombing as well as images and video of the impact

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So with all the hunger the growing jobless conditions in what is being called "The worse recession since the 1930's" what is the US Government, specifically NASA, doing BOMBING THE MOON? Is this part of Obama's Stimulus package where he spends exorbitant amounts of money on silly programs which really don't help put food in the mouths of the hungry or provide work for the unemployed who are unable to pay their morgtages?

God only knows, those poor NASA Scientists are so hurting for money. It was only last week I was down in Bellingham (Filling up on cheap gas) and I saw one of those street corner beggers with a sign which read

"Lost my job as a NASA Scientist due to Governement Cut-backs, will suck your Penis for cash."

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So why is NASA BOMBING THE MOON, you may ask... Well, apparently they are looking for water. Although the Moon mostly a dry airless desert, NASA Scientists believe ice could be trapped in crater shadows near the south pole which never receive any sunlight. By BOMBING THE MOON, NASA hopes to release the water from its' icy hold. So I guess you could say this is an Ice Liberation mission. Thank God for NASA, otherwise the water on the moon would never feel the beauty of freedom.

Alternatively, by BOMBING THE MOON and creating a 5 Mile lake on the moon, NASA may very well be creating a vacation / getaway spot for all those Bank executives helped out with the Obama Financial Bailout of the banks. After all, Barbados is so passe

Sceptics, critics and conspiracy theorists alike are criticizing NASA's BOMBING OF THE MOON, calling it an act of Space Terrorism designed to secretly wipe out the alien population of the Moon. Some are going as far as saying NASA is declaring war on the moon. Apparently there is some sort of UN Space treaty NASA is violating by BOMBING THE MOON.

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Whatever your feeling on NASA BOMBING THE MOON,
NASA's MOON BOMBING will go ahead as planned on October 9th 2009 when NASA will a rocket from Cape Canaveral, Florida, carrying a missile that will blast a 5 mile wide hole in the lunar surface. The world will most likely be glued to their TV's or telescopes to WATCH THE BOMBING OF THE MOON and search engines will be busy searching for LIVE VIDEO OF THE NASA MOON BOMBING.

NASA's BOMBING OF THE MOON will happen on Friday, October 9, at 7.31am Eastern/4.31am Pacific (10.31pm AEDST)

NASA prepares the CENTAUR ROCKET that will BOMB THE MOON